Jeff Bowler Says...
As a loyal member of The Northern Ohio Moustache League, I vow to represent all my fellow moustache aficionados out there, in a manner that represents our sacred fraternity with honor and prestige. I will indeed win the 2006 Championship and bring home the coveted title to its rightful owner, The NOML.
I want to thank the League, especially, for this unbelievable opportunity, and also all my fans, who are cheering me on as the 2006 Moustache Championship gets underway.
Thank you and may you be blessed with full and handsome moustaches.
9 comments:
I have only one thing to say ...
wilford brimley
... the rest of yous alls pretenders
Jeff, you just grew full sideburns last week for the first time in your life...no way you win this contest...
-brett j. reed
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Please tell me that picture of Flanny is photo-shopped!!!! Jeff you are crazy, but I love you and I hope you win!
Jeff,
The only way you have a chance is if you attach your pubic hair to your face with rubber cement. That should work...Good luck
Love, Dirtball
I have seen the amount of cheese Nate eats when he is in France....
This will most surely help!
You are all crazy!
Viel Spaß!
Dennis
Now then, since you have high historical context with the best looking man of all time, Errol Flynn, will you permit retrospective entries? Before answering, let me prejudice and bias your reply by noting this request is from your estimable Uncle Pete, noted mustachioed gentleman in past decades but currently clean shaven due to shyness about exposing the mustache as grown white haired. What about it guys?
A few Questions for Mr. Jeff:
Do you think you will make it past the "Trash Stache"
barrier that seams to deter most men (and some women) from realizing their Moustache Dreams?
What type of Mustache wax are you going to use once you have a long enough Stache?
Doesn't the word "Moustache" seem much funnier once you spell it out?
Thank you for your time kind sir!
Jeff,
I believe that there's really only one way to win this contest. (Amazing by the way. Probably one of the greatest things you have ever done.) Mullet...for example, Van Damme in Hard Target. Guaranteed victory. True Story!
Duale
Nate & Jeff,
I would like to elect Frank Zappa to be inducted into the Moustache Hall of Fame. For more conclusive information, please check out this photo: http://images.starpulse.com/AMGPhotos/pic200/drp100/p176/p17680ixna9.jpg
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Sincerely,
David Gardner
a non-mustache man
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