The Northern Ohio Moustache League: Nate Bowler Says...

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Nate Bowler Says...

I just want to thank the NOML, and God, for this opportunity. This Championship is a dream come true for me and my family. I hope to go out there and work hard and grow the best moustache I can. I wish good luck to my opponent and may the best man win. I swear I am going to make mincemeat out of him.

3 comments:

hlm said...: this whole thing creeps me out, but intrigues me as well. do you always shave without a shirt on Nate?; 8/16/2006 8:58 AM
Unknown said...: kridMy husband, after 28 years, decided to shave his moustache off. It's nice to see that one of the few male members of our totally matriachal family is going to have his MACHO MOSTACHO....I'm rooting for you from this side of the continent.; 8/16/2006 6:37 PM
Anonymous said...: Good luck with with your hair excursion boys, but I don't think you have enough hair between the two of you to grow a beard!!!!; 8/17/2006 2:42 PM

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Northern Ohio Moustache League Proudly Presents The First Annual Moustache Growing Championship. August 14th 2006 Official Rules, Regulations, and Guidelines. 1.) No fake moustaches. 2.) Both participants shall shave simultaneously with unused razors. This will officially begin the moustache contest. 3.) No shaving, trimming or any form of moustache alteration shall take place within the first full two weeks of competition. 4.) All other facial hair should be removed after first full week of contest. Date- 8/21/06. 5.) No shaving, trimming or any form of moustache alteration of OPPONENTS facial hair permitted during contest . 6.) Sideburns ARE permitted, BUT may grow no lower than the earlobe. 7.) The use of hair growth tonics, creams or moustache enhancement products are strictly prohibited. This includes but is not limited to: Just for Men Hair Revitalization Formula and Hair Club for Men. 8.) Rules may not be altered unless otherwise agreed upon by all participating parties. 9.) Any unauthorized grooming, trimming, or alteration of moustache will result in immediate and automatic forfeiture of Moustache Growing Championship. 10.) Winner will receive six pack of choice of non American macro-brewed beer. 11.) Winner will be choosen by a nonpartisan panel of their peers. 12.) Peers shall make decision within a period of no longer than 24 hours from final moustache growth date. 13.) Contestants shall choose individually the date on which their moustache growth has reach desired style, length and fullness. 14.) No postage stamp moustaches in any form shall be permitted. Again, this will result in immediate removal from the contest. This will also result in public humiliation. 15.) Moustache wax is permitted and strongly encouraged. 16.) The MGC board of officials shall not tamper with or influence final judgment results. 17.) Heckling, trash-talking and humiliation between opponents is STRONGLY encouraged. 18.) Acceptable moustache styles include but are not limited to: Fu Manchu, Pencil, Handlebar, Tom Selleck, Clark Gable, Wyatt Earp (good luck), Walrus and Toothbrush. 19.) The NOML does not discriminate based on gender, race, religion, creed or sexual orientation. 20.) Winner is expected to behave in accordance to strict NOML guidelines for moustache comportment.

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Nate Bowler Says...

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