Moustache Growth Update! 8/23/06
We at the NOML would like to take this update opportunity to tell you about our preferred brand of moustache wax: Pinaud-Clubman. For nearly 200 years the name Pinaud has been synonymous with the very best in moustache grooming. For those hard-to-tame moustaches try extra stiff Pinaud-Clubman Moustache Wax. To view our favorite Pinaud-Clubman products, please click on the link below!
http://store.clubmanonline.com/mstwaxblk.html
We have reached day 10 in the Moustache Growing Championship, and we are beginning to see the differences in the moustache attributes that these two contenders will exhibit. Nate Bowler seems to have the early lead in length and fullness, but Jeff Bowler is making a sudden charge as we should have all forseen.
Nate appears to be growing the dark, full, cowboy moustache; while Jeff Bowler brings a much lighter-colored, well-manicured look to the table. We'll see what transpires as the excitement and anticipation rises for these two gladiators, and their courageous battle to become the 1st NOML Moustache Champion continues.
Please be reminded that moustache growth judgment shall be based upon not only fullness of the moustache, but also handsomeness and sexual appeal.
PLEASE WATCH FOR THE OFFICIAL MOUSTACHE UNVEILING FRIDAY, AUGUST 25TH. All non-moustache facial hair must go!
Thank you and have a great day!
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