Thursday, August 31, 2006

Latest Update!!!

After three weeks, serious moustaches are beginning to emerge. Both contestants appear to have stuck with their styles for the time being, Jeff Bowler sporting a near-goatee reminiscent of former major-leaguer Goose Gossage, while Nate Bowler's cowboy 'stache is filling in nicely. It's neck-and-neck, folks, as these two titans engage in an epic struggle to achieve moustache dominion over Northern Ohio.

During your visit, be sure to browse our latest gallery, the NOML Moustache Hall of Shame:

www.NOMLhallofshame.blogspot.com

Also, spend a few minutes, or hours, discussing moustaches in what may prove to be history's least popular chatroom, Moustache Chat:

http://pub17.bravenet.com/chat/show.php/1382079056

Thank you for your continuing support of the NOML!

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

The Hall of Shame!

The NOML invites you to browse our latest addition to the NOML: the NOML Moustache Hall of Shame. With its ten inaugural members, the NOML Moustache Hall of Shame is dedicated to bad moustaches and bad men with moustaches. We at the NOML felt the NOML Moustache Hall of Shame was, sadly, a necessary antithesis to the NOML Moustache Hall of Fame. Visit both by clicking the following links:

For the Hall of Fame: http://www.NOMLhall.blogspot.com

For the Hall of Shame: http://www.NOMLhallofshame.blogspot.com

Afterwards, discuss all you've seen in our new chatroom, Moustache Chat. Or don't. Whatever.

Come Chat With Us!

Hello friends and fans of the NOML! A few questions we at the NOML urge you to consider...

Do you have an unexplainable grudge against moustaches?

Have you ever experienced moustache envy?

Do you wish you had a moustache to match modern tastes and trends?

Do you have a moustache you're thinking about shaving?

Have you ever thought about growing a moustache, but just don't have the guts?

Have you ever been bullied, picked on or beaten up because of your moustache?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, then maybe it's time to explore one of the NOML's exciting new features...

The NOML is pleased to introduce MOUSTACHE CHAT, your 24-hour, seven-days-a-week moustache chatroom. For quick access to a sympathetic and anonymous moustache community, please click on the link below:

http://pub17.bravenet.com/chat/show.php/1382079056

We at the NOML strive to create an exciting moustache environment you and your whole family can enjoy. We sincerely hope MOUSTACHE CHAT will help you expand your moustache horizons.

Thank you for your continuing support of the NOML.

Monday, August 28, 2006

Moustache of the Week

The NOML would like to congratulate legendary lawman Wyatt Earp, the NOML's choice for the Moustache of the Week Award for the week of 8/28/06 - 9/4/06.

Former winners:

Edgar Allan Poe, 8/21/06 - 8/28/06
Rollie Fingers, 8/14/06 - 8/21/06

As always the NOML welcomes all nominations for MoW.

Thank you for your continuing support of the NOML.

Friday, August 25, 2006

Moustache Update, 8/25/06...Moustaches Unveiled!

Well, folks, the time has come, the beards must go as moustache competitors unveil their entries to the 2006 NOML Moustache Growing Championship. Remember, contestants may trim and style their moustaches until the contest's end, but all tonics and colorants are strictly prohibited!

Please be advised that the Official Moustache Unveiling does NOT mark the end of the championship. The official end of the 2006 NOML Moustache Growing Championship will be the final week of September, to be agreed upon by participating parties.

Thank you for your continuing support of the NOML!

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Moustache Growth Update! 8/23/06

We at the NOML would like to take this update opportunity to tell you about our preferred brand of moustache wax: Pinaud-Clubman. For nearly 200 years the name Pinaud has been synonymous with the very best in moustache grooming. For those hard-to-tame moustaches try extra stiff Pinaud-Clubman Moustache Wax. To view our favorite Pinaud-Clubman products, please click on the link below!

http://store.clubmanonline.com/mstwaxblk.html

We have reached day 10 in the Moustache Growing Championship, and we are beginning to see the differences in the moustache attributes that these two contenders will exhibit. Nate Bowler seems to have the early lead in length and fullness, but Jeff Bowler is making a sudden charge as we should have all forseen.

Nate appears to be growing the dark, full, cowboy moustache; while Jeff Bowler brings a much lighter-colored, well-manicured look to the table. We'll see what transpires as the excitement and anticipation rises for these two gladiators, and their courageous battle to become the 1st NOML Moustache Champion continues.

Please be reminded that moustache growth judgment shall be based upon not only fullness of the moustache, but also handsomeness and sexual appeal.

PLEASE WATCH FOR THE OFFICIAL MOUSTACHE UNVEILING FRIDAY, AUGUST 25TH. All non-moustache facial hair must go!

Thank you and have a great day!

Monday, August 21, 2006

Moustache of the Week

Congratulations to Edgar Allan Poe, the NOML's choice for the Moustache of the Week Award for the week of 8/21/06 - 8/28/06. Special thanks to NOML supporter Nikki Widner for suggesting Poe for MoW.

The NOML welcomes any suggestions for future MOW Award nominees.

During your visit, please take a moment to visit the newly renovated NOML Moustache Hall of Fame:

http://NOMLhall.blogspot.com

Thank you for your continuing support of the NOML.

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Three Day's Growth! Moustache Update, 08/17/06

The NOML presents the first official 2006 Moustache Growing Championship moustache update. Please feel free to comment on the contestants' progress. Moustaches are posted below.

Please visit the newly updated NOML Moustache Hall of Fame!

http://www.NOMLhall.blogspot.com

Thank you for your continuing support of the NOML.

The NOML proudly presents the NOML Moustache Hall of Fame

Congratulations to the 2006 inaugural class inductees to the NOML Moustache Hall of Fame! Simply click on the link below to visit the NOML Moustache Hall of Fame blog!

http://www.NOMLhall.blogspot.com

Thank you for your continuing support of the NOML!

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Jeff Bowler Says...

As a loyal member of The Northern Ohio Moustache League, I vow to represent all my fellow moustache aficionados out there, in a manner that represents our sacred fraternity with honor and prestige. I will indeed win the 2006 Championship and bring home the coveted title to its rightful owner, The NOML.

I want to thank the League, especially, for this unbelievable opportunity, and also all my fans, who are cheering me on as the 2006 Moustache Championship gets underway.

Thank you and may you be blessed with full and handsome moustaches.

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Nate Bowler Says...

I just want to thank the NOML, and God, for this opportunity. This Championship is a dream come true for me and my family. I hope to go out there and work hard and grow the best moustache I can. I wish good luck to my opponent and may the best man win. I swear I am going to make mincemeat out of him.

Welcome!

It's day one of the N.O.M.L.'s Moustache Growing Championship '06. Photos coming soon!

Jeff Bowler

Jeff Bowler
08/17/06

Nate Bowler

Nate Bowler
08/17/06

NOML Championship Kickoff 2006

NOML Championship Kickoff 2006
Contestants shake in agreement of official rules

New Razors. See official contest rules

New Razors.  See official contest rules
He isn't this much bigger than me. Optical Illusion!

Simultaneous Shave

Simultaneous Shave

Clean Shaven

Clean Shaven
Let the Championship begin!