Thursday, September 07, 2006

ALL OVER!

In a move that has the international moustache community reeling, Jeff Bowler has shaved his moustache before the official NOML Moustache Growing Championship end date. This move is in direct violation of NOML Moustache Growing Championship rule number 9, and thus Nate Bowler is officially your 2006 NOML Moustache Growing Champion!!!

The NOML congratulates the 2006 NOML Moustache Growing Champion, Nate Bowler. Throughout the championship, Nate Bowler exhibited that rare combination of grit and grace befitting a true NOML Moustache Growing Champion. The consummate competitor, Nate Bowler never gave in, even when it looked as though Jeff Bowler's moustache might be rallying toward ultimate triumph. Ultimate triumph, however, belongs to one man on this day. His name is Nate Bowler. May his name live on in moustache lore. May his moustache never be forgotten.

Statements by both contestants will be posted in the near future.

Surprised by the results? Angered? Overjoyed? Discuss your feelings on Moustache Chat, the worlds least popular chatroom!

http://pub17.bravenet.com/chat/show.php/1382079056

The NOML would like to take this opportunity to thank all who participated and expressed their thoughts during this exciting month-long championship.

Monday, September 04, 2006

Moustache of the Week!

The NOML congratulates Mohandas Gandhi, our latest nominee for the prestigious NOML Moustache of the Week Award, for the week of 9/04/06 - 9/11/06. With the 5th anniversary of 9/11 looming near, Gandhi remains an inspiration for peace lovers everywhere.

Former winners:

Wyatt Earp
Edgar Allan Poe
Rollie Fingers

Please log on tomorrow for the latest updates in the NOML 2006 Moustache Growing Championship!

Thank you for your continuing support of the NOML!

Friday, September 01, 2006

Breaking News!

In a stunning move Jeff Bowler has reconstructed his moustache, and boldly taken on the traditional moustache style.

In a recent interview with an NOML affiliate, the WML (World Moustache League), Jeff Bowler commented on his recent move, "Well, I felt like I definitely needed to do some something drastic. Nate Bowler had really started to pull away and we continued to have setback after setback. My team and I got together to determine what our next step was. The traditional moustache that you see now is the result. We are going to give it one last effort to catch Nate Bowler, and see if we can't really give this thing a go. I just don't know if we can catch him."

This is an unprecedented move in the Moustache community, and quite possibly, exactly what the 2006 Championship needed. A sudden shot of adrenaline to take us into the home stretch, and see who will be crowned the NOML 2006 Moustache Growing Champion.

Thursday, August 31, 2006

Latest Update!!!

After three weeks, serious moustaches are beginning to emerge. Both contestants appear to have stuck with their styles for the time being, Jeff Bowler sporting a near-goatee reminiscent of former major-leaguer Goose Gossage, while Nate Bowler's cowboy 'stache is filling in nicely. It's neck-and-neck, folks, as these two titans engage in an epic struggle to achieve moustache dominion over Northern Ohio.

During your visit, be sure to browse our latest gallery, the NOML Moustache Hall of Shame:

www.NOMLhallofshame.blogspot.com

Also, spend a few minutes, or hours, discussing moustaches in what may prove to be history's least popular chatroom, Moustache Chat:

http://pub17.bravenet.com/chat/show.php/1382079056

Thank you for your continuing support of the NOML!

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

The Hall of Shame!

The NOML invites you to browse our latest addition to the NOML: the NOML Moustache Hall of Shame. With its ten inaugural members, the NOML Moustache Hall of Shame is dedicated to bad moustaches and bad men with moustaches. We at the NOML felt the NOML Moustache Hall of Shame was, sadly, a necessary antithesis to the NOML Moustache Hall of Fame. Visit both by clicking the following links:

For the Hall of Fame: http://www.NOMLhall.blogspot.com

For the Hall of Shame: http://www.NOMLhallofshame.blogspot.com

Afterwards, discuss all you've seen in our new chatroom, Moustache Chat. Or don't. Whatever.

Come Chat With Us!

Hello friends and fans of the NOML! A few questions we at the NOML urge you to consider...

Do you have an unexplainable grudge against moustaches?

Have you ever experienced moustache envy?

Do you wish you had a moustache to match modern tastes and trends?

Do you have a moustache you're thinking about shaving?

Have you ever thought about growing a moustache, but just don't have the guts?

Have you ever been bullied, picked on or beaten up because of your moustache?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, then maybe it's time to explore one of the NOML's exciting new features...

The NOML is pleased to introduce MOUSTACHE CHAT, your 24-hour, seven-days-a-week moustache chatroom. For quick access to a sympathetic and anonymous moustache community, please click on the link below:

http://pub17.bravenet.com/chat/show.php/1382079056

We at the NOML strive to create an exciting moustache environment you and your whole family can enjoy. We sincerely hope MOUSTACHE CHAT will help you expand your moustache horizons.

Thank you for your continuing support of the NOML.

Monday, August 28, 2006

Moustache of the Week

The NOML would like to congratulate legendary lawman Wyatt Earp, the NOML's choice for the Moustache of the Week Award for the week of 8/28/06 - 9/4/06.

Former winners:

Edgar Allan Poe, 8/21/06 - 8/28/06
Rollie Fingers, 8/14/06 - 8/21/06

As always the NOML welcomes all nominations for MoW.

Thank you for your continuing support of the NOML.

Jeff Bowler

Jeff Bowler
08/17/06

Nate Bowler

Nate Bowler
08/17/06

NOML Championship Kickoff 2006

NOML Championship Kickoff 2006
Contestants shake in agreement of official rules

New Razors. See official contest rules

New Razors.  See official contest rules
He isn't this much bigger than me. Optical Illusion!

Simultaneous Shave

Simultaneous Shave

Clean Shaven

Clean Shaven
Let the Championship begin!